Before there were $5 Hot N Readys in a box there was Pizza Pizza on cardboard inside a giant paperbag. Heres a gem from 1991, this commercial used to scare the bejesus out of my kid brother, sending him running from the room covering his ears until the commercial was over. I think it was the singing uvula that sent him over the edge.
$5.99 for two pizzas?! Sort of makes the Hot N Ready seem like a rip off.